Good news! I'm still alive! And more good news, the doctor expects me to live for a while yet. Yea. Happy hands.
So my knee is just badly bruised and should heal itself within the next week or two. The head we are slightly more concerned about and there may be CT-Scan fun if it's not better by the end of next week (yes, it still hurts). The back we forgot to ask about again, though. Oh well.
"I think I know how it is to be grown up; it's when you feel how someone feels that isn't you." -Frances Griffiths