I was going to upload pictures, but, alas, the lighting is just not right for it.
Anyway, my parents were very wise to not name me Grace. Today I feel UP the stairs and now I sport two large, very dark, very purple bruises on my right knee/leg (if you're wondering, yes, this is my crooked knee and, yes, it does hurt to walk a little bit), and one quarter-sized bruise on my left knee. Go me.
"I think I know how it is to be grown up; it's when you feel how someone feels that isn't you." -Frances Griffiths