The other day I was at work, you know? And I was really really thirsty. But I'd finished off my water bottle already (even though it was huge), so I went to the "vending machine" to buy another water bottle and noticed that it was partially frozen. There was fun and tormenting of my coworker with the ice, but then there was having drunk all the water and wondering how I could get the ice out to chew it.
I feel like I was going somewhere with this story.
Oh, yeah. So would it be weird to just, you know, buy a bag of crushed ice at the store next time I'm there so I can eat it?
"I think I know how it is to be grown up; it's when you feel how someone feels that isn't you." -Frances Griffiths