Chilly was just barely complaining to me that I never quote her and that she always quotes me. I think this is a slightly skewed view on our conversations, but that is beside the point. We are both Hil. Arious. So. Here are all the funny things that Chilly has said that I have been able to record* (that are blog appropriate- some of them are way too Insider Intensive).
"This is why I have Katria; she's my thought-check."
"I've decided I'm going to start referring to talking about marriage as 'we discussed the doctrines of the kingdom tonight.'"
"She let me get snot on her, how could I not make one small phone call to repay her?"
"I'm often seduced by you. Usually online. You type seductively."
"We had crown burgers and gossip"
"She destatused me, we're not friends"
"The girls are balding... wow."
"That adds a whole new level to "hot"!"
"WE FOUND THE THIRD US!!!!!! I thought it would involve more ice cream, actually..."
"I realize being pale is more attractive than being a raccoon. Or a panda, I guess"
"This would be better if I had a facial"
"But who wants empathy when you can have condescension?"
"True, going to Ogden is somewhat akin to venturing into Babylon, but I think in this case, it's worth the risk."
"I'm glad you're beautiful. It makes it so much easier for you to be my photo a day."
"Bagged stuff is not right to me, it's not right!"
"You were not passive-aggressive. that is not the way!"
"My computer flipped out on me and I had to ctrl alt delete and it said "Are you sure you want to end DEATH?" I was not sure, but I had to anyway." (This is, quite possibly, my all time favorite Chillyism.)
"Honeyed voices are dangerous from women."
"She's so strange looking. Bless her heart."
"You expected Adam and Eve to be wearing parkas? I give you a fig leaf and a woolen pea-coat! Go and procreate!"
"I'm cute and fun and don't hit on gay guys anymore."
"I have high standards of funny. Alluring, though. There's room for alluring."
*Clearly I have not recorded everything funny she has ever said to me. Sometimes there is no computer around, and by the time I get to one, I just can't remember any more! Other sometimes I fail at life and get distracted before I make it to my quote board. I cry myself to sleep at night over this fact. Daily.**
**This might be a slight exaggeration.
"I think I know how it is to be grown up; it's when you feel how someone feels that isn't you." -Frances Griffiths