Sunday, March 15, 2009
Chilly was just barely complaining to me that I never quote her and that she always quotes me. I think this is a slightly skewed view on our conversations, but that is beside the point. We are both Hil. Arious. So. Here are all the funny things that Chilly has said that I have been able to record* (that are blog appropriate- some of them are way too Insider Intensive).
- "This is why I have Katria; she's my thought-check."
- "I've decided I'm going to start referring to talking about marriage as 'we discussed the doctrines of the kingdom tonight.'"
- "She let me get snot on her, how could I not make one small phone call to repay her?"
- "I'm often seduced by you. Usually online. You type seductively."
- "We had crown burgers and gossip"
- "She destatused me, we're not friends"
- "The girls are balding... wow."
- "That adds a whole new level to "hot"!"
- "WE FOUND THE THIRD US!!!!!! I thought it would involve more ice cream, actually..."
- "I realize being pale is more attractive than being a raccoon. Or a panda, I guess"
- "This would be better if I had a facial"
- "But who wants empathy when you can have condescension?"
- "True, going to Ogden is somewhat akin to venturing into Babylon, but I think in this case, it's worth the risk."
- "I'm glad you're beautiful. It makes it so much easier for you to be my photo a day."
- "Bagged stuff is not right to me, it's not right!"
- "You were not passive-aggressive. that is not the way!"
- "My computer flipped out on me and I had to ctrl alt delete and it said "Are you sure you want to end DEATH?" I was not sure, but I had to anyway." (This is, quite possibly, my all time favorite Chillyism.)
- "Honeyed voices are dangerous from women."
- "She's so strange looking. Bless her heart."
- "You expected Adam and Eve to be wearing parkas? I give you a fig leaf and a woolen pea-coat! Go and procreate!"
- "I'm cute and fun and don't hit on gay guys anymore."
- "I have high standards of funny. Alluring, though. There's room for alluring."
*Clearly I have not recorded everything funny she has ever said to me. Sometimes there is no computer around, and by the time I get to one, I just can't remember any more! Other sometimes I fail at life and get distracted before I make it to my quote board. I cry myself to sleep at night over this fact. Daily.**
**This might be a slight exaggeration.
