Once upon a time there was a dog named Dogdog. He was magic. Every time he wagged his tail, the weather changed. One day Dogdog was sad, and didn't wag his tail alllll day long, and it got really, really cold outside and ice started falling from the sky. Not like hail, but like big chunks of ice blocks.
There was also this evil mastermind dood named Muhdud. He had just finished watching Dr. Frankenstein when he looked out the window and saw a bunch of iceblocks falling from the sky. So he decided to build an ice giant with the ice blocks, and because he was a mastermind dood, Muhdud was able to finish his giant in 3 hours.
The giant started ravaging the streets of Dogdog's town which made Dogdog even more sad, because all of his friends were being frozen. Kitcat, one of his kitty friends, ran to Dogdog for help and told him that Muhdud was the one who had built the giant, and also told Dogdog that he needed to wag his tail to change the weather and then the ice giant would melt, and everyone would warm up again. But Dogdog was too sad to wag his tail. So Kitcat grabbed Dogdog's tail in her teeth and held on tight. Dogdog didn't like this, because it hurt! But he couldn't get Kitcat to let go, so he started swinging his tail as hard as he could Then the sun came out! And it was really hot. And the ice giant melted, and Muhdud got a sunburn because he had been outside watching his giant and didn't put on sunscreen. And everyone else was happy.