Monday, November 21, 2011
I'm on a blogging binge today. Probably because I'm procrastinating the grading that I need to get done before class tomorrow AND we're supposedly going off to lunch Any Minute Now, so I need something with which to occupy my time. You're welcome, blogging world!
Here you get a post of mostly nonsensical things that were, at least,
really funny in the moment, but may lose something in translation (ie: without the background story). And now, a list of (nearly) everything that's been said since my arrival in Taiwan that I have found to be funny:
- Lauren: “If you want to take a picture, put my poo on your food.”
- Mom: “I admit that the Modern Toilet would be a place I do not think I would go to. My body knows what it's supposed to be doing when I sit there - and it wouldn't be very pretty!”
- Me: “I see a trash can!” Christina: “I brought my camera, don’t even worry.”
- Felix: “Cat videos on the Internet are my black hole.”
- Heather: “Children are adorable. They disgust me.”
- Heather: “I think I’m going to do that, just for funny.”
- Kylie: “Was that Irish?” Heather: “I don’t know what that was. Let’s not talk about it.”
- Heather: “Yes, I hum in Chinese.”
- Lauren: “Our service turned into gluttony, but it’s OK!”
- Sister Baclayon: “You know in our body we have a lot of cells, and they die. Mine are already dying.”
- Rachel: “Heather just gave me a flat tire!” Heather: “Because I love you!”
- Dad: in regards to finding a hotel in Taiwan “Make sure it’s clean and nice, not a brothel.”
- Christina: “And then these thoughts come into your head and you say, ‘yep!’ and then they go away.”
- Rachel: “It’s like a Mormon rave! … with only four girls.” Heather: “That’s pretty much what a Mormon rave is.”
- Dad: “Maybe we’ll get you some compression pantyhose so you don’t come home with bungles. And it’s plural because you have two buns.”
- Christina: “India’s on here twice! I’m going to go to both Indias.”
- Kylie: “Oh! I wanted to get into your closet!”
